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Cheeseburger dispute leads to assault charge
By George Jared
Bulletin Staff Writer

SALEM - Next time she may want to order him chicken strips instead.
A dispute between a Viola man and his daughter-in-law over a cheeseburger Nov. 23 led to an alleged felony assault.
Richard T. Gordon, 57, was charged Monday with one felony count of aggravated assault and misdemeanor public intoxication.
Fulton County Sheriff Walter Dillinger said Gordon threw a knife at his daughter-in-law inside the Fun Days game room in Viola.
"I guess she ordered him a cheeseburger, and it made him mad and he threw a knife at her," said Dillinger.
"The knife closed up in midair, or else it might have done some serious damage to her," Dillinger said.